Kentuckians have long been known as
less than bright people and a society of dunces. This is well known
in other states and to the point that Kentucky remains a national
laughingstock and an embarrassment of a state to people that actually
have lived elsewhere and often know better. Kentuckians in general
have in many cases limited experience elsewhere and those who do have
that experience often do not return to Kentucky unless they have been
an economic or social failure in their new place of residence. It
reminds me of the fact that former Louisville Mayor Jerry Abramson
was spending time about 10 years ago going to other US cities trying
to get people from vast numbers of other states to move back to
Louisville to help jump start the local economy in Louisville.
Despite all of his rhetoric and
Possibility City mantra, those whining appeals fell on deaf ears
because those in the know with good careers, jobs, education and
social skills told Abramson that they would not move back to
Louisville and environs because of the lack of local education to do
its job as well as the lousy economy in the Louisville metro region.
So in essence those native Kentuckians thumbed their nose at their
home state even though the mayor of their state's largest city begged
for people to come back to Louisville to invest in that fetid city. A
true bizarro world where everything is done backwards and without
common sense or intelligence.
That is in essence what Kentucky truly
is. A world of the bizarre where common sense isn't common and people
generally lack basic intelligence or ways of doing things. In
Kentucky, that sort of stupidity is seen all across Kentucky society
no matter which part of the state that people live in. That is why
Kentucky is chronically economically, educationally and socially
backwards.
Logic is something in Kentucky that is
truly missing with a good percentage of the population.
While this is something totally
different than dealing with everyday Kentuckians, it reminds me a of
UK football game from last season where the wide receiver from the
opposing team was not even covered by the defensive back despite the
player from the other team being totally open on one side of the
field. So then Kentucky loses the game to my obvious delight because
of a stupid total meltdown by the Kentucky player that left the
opposing receiver open for a game winning touchdown.
I had to laugh for about 10 minutes
straight watching the replay on SEC Television of the Kentucky player
and coaching staff having their head so far up their ass that they
totally blew a winnable game. That's the type of bizzaro world
mentality that exists in Kentucky.
Even more funny is watching the
everyday actions on the roads of places like Louisville and other
cities in Kentucky where I lived for five years. If it wasn't so
dangerous and with insurance rates higher than my current location,
it would have been must see TV to record all of the dumbasses on the
roads in Louisville that are incapable of driving much less on dry
pavement and then having chronic problems when it rains or God forbid
snows at all. Its quite funny watching Kentuckians try to drive in
snow even though Kentucky does in many cases get 10 or 15 inches of
snow in many parts of the state every year. I can only imagine
watching the backwoods idiots drive in a Northern state where they
have to pay attention at all times during inclement weather. This has
to do with Kentuckians more than likely having very short attention
spans which seems to be another problem in Louisville.
The best part of Louisville is watching
all of the morons who can't understand basic concepts and rules of
the road that don't require a college education much less any sort of
formal education. However, Kentuckians can't seem to understand basic
rules of the road. Things that should have been taught early in
drivers ed or riding with a family member. Such as how a four way
stop works, merging on interstates, caution lights and driving
through them, tailgating and proper lane changing.
Kentuckians just don't act all that
smart on the roads either which is why our insurance premiums dropped
by several hundred dollars per year just when we moved out of
Kentucky. Even better is the fact that Kentucky hasn't reformed its
insurance laws since the 1970s and most other states have made common
sense reforms just in the past couple of decades. Kentucky is a great
place if you want to live 20 or 30 years behind everywhere else in
mentality, culture and society. Not so great if you have first world
standards and want to live like the average American.
One Kentucky issue is that Kentucky
doesn't know how to properly maintain and construct interstate on
ramps and then cousin Cletus from Bugtussle, Kentucky isn't
sophisticated enough to understand that if he is going to merge into
60 and 70 mph traffic that he is going to have to get up to speed.
The same type of stupidity though isn't limited to rural Kentucky but
even in the so called progressive city of Louisville which might as
well be a collection of trailers although it is dressed up nicely
with some nice houses. The mentality though remains in Louisville
because you can take the Kentuckian out of Appalachia but you can't
take the Appalachian mentality out of Kentuckians. No matter what
fine clothing and fine apparel you put a Kentuckian in eventually
they will open their mouth and some sort of arcane version of
Kentucky bubba or redneck speech will become evident as soon as the
participant opens his or her mouth.
So here's that for you Kentuckians and
I'm going to be here kicking you in the ass every day and in every
way. Eat up because it probably doesn't taste too good does it?
That's ok though because I keep hearing about my coming meltdown
mentally and the laughable thing is that I'm busting a gut laughing
at the stupidity of the people from what is right down with the
dumbest societies of people in the United States. Hell, your state
shouldn't be even considered part of the United States and should be
expelled because that would make the national IQ skyrocket if
Kentucky and a few other Southern states left the Union. Too bad
Lincoln didn't let you clowns go in 1861 to 1865 because in hindsight
it wouldn't have been much of a loss considering that the South is
largely the portion of the country that holds the rest of the United
States back.
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